Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
porn star boner night. come get it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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