last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
