Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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