I'm gonna have a badass scar
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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