And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Holy shit dude........stairs
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