i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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