Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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