How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
