If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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