you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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