Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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