What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
this will be a night to untag.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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