How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so let's talk penis.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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