I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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