You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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