bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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