how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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