Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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