if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
