haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
