dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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