Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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