Where are you?
In a non slutty way
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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