Sponge bath it is.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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