oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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