I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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