Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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