Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
