How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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