Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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