Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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