Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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