The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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