careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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