She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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