I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
