all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You're like the curious george of whores
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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