I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Welp...herpes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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