Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
