i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Come share oat with me in your robe
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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