i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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