Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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