i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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