hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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