Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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