im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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