We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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