He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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