I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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