Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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