The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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