After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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