oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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